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i’d offer to help, but you know it would have to be worth my while…
dear george,
it’s not a good idea to eat loads of biscuits and flapjack at 6pm because now you are not going to be hungry for tea for hours and then you will eat late and not get to sleep till late and then you’ll be tired tomorrow
yours sincerely
george
so im on tumblr
and my friend walks in my room and he asks me what it is, and what it’s like
i’m like no don’t you dare join it